Buy Popular Demand 
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Scantily Clad Singularity 
December 2007
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Various E-mails To Precarious Females 
December 2006
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Heavy On The Whatnot 
December 2005
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Warning: May Contain Nuts 
October 2004
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Hand Gestures & Sarcasm 
December 2003
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Long Hair Phase 
October 2002
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Proceed Without Caffeine 
November 2001
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Therefore, One Can’t Conclude 
March 2001
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Still Haven’t Walked 
July 2000
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Own The Compact Discs
And you will be able to listen to them. [This is incomplete, but it will tell you to PayPal money to me, in some form or another..

The music is intelligent, clever, emotive, humorous, introspective, and witty; independently produced, acoustic and electric guitar-based singer/ songwriter alternative/ folk/ rock.  Lyrically, the oft-tackled subjects include love and infatuation, or philosophy and related ranting; all with extended metaphors, incessant word-play; and sure to give your intellect a headache

That’s so awesome, but let’s hear some already!

Thanks to the innovation of today’s computer-based entrepreneurs, the business model for music sales and distribution are focused on downloads.  The lovely people at Snocap (I haven't met them, but there’s no particular reason why they wouldn’t be lovely.) have engineered this simple-to-navigate “Store”, through which I can sell downloads (per song, or by the album), and through which you can hear 30-second clips of pretty much my entire back catalog.

I make money through these sales, so please feel free (if you believe you have the free will, in the first place) to place an order here.  Thanks for supporting independent music!  You’re nice.