The title of this site comes from the following passage, as it struck me as an interesting concept as well as a colourful phrase when I came across it.

"The techniques of autostimulation are extremely various.  Just as one can notice that stroking oneself in a certain way can produce certain only partially and indirectly controllable but definitely desirable effects (and one can then devote some time and ingenuity to developing and exploring the techniques for producing those desirable effects in oneself), so one can also come to recognize that talking to oneself, making pictures for oneself, singing to oneself, and so forth, are practices that often have desirable effects.  Some people are better at these activities than others.  Cognitive autostimulation is an acquired and intimately personal technique, with many different styles."
--Daniel C. Dennett, Elbow Room

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July 17, 2005
WHEN YOU WISH

It is the end of a very long day. My roommate and I spent our precious Saturday hours not only NOT working, but screaming our heads off on the newly re-opened Space Mountain at Disneyland, on this, the weekend of its 50th Anniversary. The lines were long. The sun was hot. The girl-watching was non-productive. The new fireworks show was no less than five synomyms for "spectacular". And Big Thunder Mountain Railroad did not in any way, shape, or form, cause harm to my body. However ...

I have discovered something about myself; something I'm going to have to come to terms with. Perhaps it's rather embarassing, and perhaps it was bound to happen sooner or later. I've never previously been one to fixate on animated women. All too often I encounter someone with not-so-secret fantasies about Belle or Ariel, and those are perfectly understandable, regardless of how healthy it may be to hold such predilections. These idealized "princesses" are all too perfect, and thus boring.

However, during one of the character parades, I had an experience, the knowledge of which will possibly change my approach to life forever more. Of all the cliched beauties in the Disney lexicon, my obvious choice was made. After all is said and/or done, my choice just has to be the lovely, little darling named Tinkerbell. I don't know if it was the zigzag cut of the short green skirt, or the cute ball things on the slippers; the fairy wings, or the long hair done up. It very likely is, as I keep finding myself looking at images of the animated depiction, the smirky expression and the exotic angle of the fairy eyes. But most importantly, though I needn't even say it, the legs are a drop dead given!

You might think to call me a pervert. Do as you may. I'm merely more comfortable, content in the deeper knowledge of myself. I'm a better person for it.

Although, it may just be slightly shallow of me to take the view that a short, green, zigzag skirt, and green slippers with ball things on them, is going to have to be a prerequisite in the closet of any potential future girlfriend of mine. Or maybe she just has to promise one day to rent the costume and give me the best darned Halloween of my life.

Oh, well, a guy can wish.

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