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you have money just lying around you don’t know what to do
with? Are you appreciative of the efforts Brian has made
trying to improve the state of the world with his music and
philosophies and website design prowess?
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The Highly Decorous “Give Bri Money” Fund |
Founded
in the late days of July, 2001, the virtually prestigious organization,
Persons for the Advancement of Brian’s Undisputed Financial Security
(PABUFS), has started what is sure to be the reputable destination for
your disposable income as well as your generous donations of non-superfluous
amounts. The highly-decorous Give Bri Money fund has been
started to give Bri the financial security he needs to continue living
a comfortable and slightly extravagant (but only just) life. Oh,
but why is Bri in such a need of your money? Read on …
There are several reasons why it is beneficial for you to sacrifice
your hard-earned dollars, pounds, yen, lira, rubles, etc. to this cause.
First of all, by providing Brian with money he otherwise would not have
had access to, he is now capable of purchasing goods and services that
will ultimately benefit not only himself, but the livelihoods as well as
fiscal budgets of vendors and distributors of said goods and services–creating
a healthy economy that is vital to a well-run country of young and
aspiring entrepreneurs and businesses.
Secondly, with a form of income for Bri that requires no extra efforts
on his part, efforts which are undoubtedly time-consuming, energy draining,
and ultimately undesirable to himself and so many others like him, he is
free to pursue more pleasurable endeavors. This will vastly
expand Brian’s happiness quotient, fulfilling his own personal “funzie”
quota. After all, happiness is a pious thing; therefore, it is loved
by the gods. (Or was it pious because it is loved by the gods? …
Wow, a flashback to Philosophy 190, just what everyone needs!)
Finally, it is in your best interests to relieve yourself of the burden
of allocating your disposable income. With the G.B.M. fund, you are
provided with an easy, no-nonsense choice for your financial worries.
By sending checks, money orders (or even cash, please) to our organization,
you can be assured that your money is going straight to Brian’s pocket,
with no interfering middlemen or extemporaneous fees to thin out your generous
donations. Brian, personally, sees every penny of your donations!
Please click on the PayPal button and enjoy
the powerful feeling of satisfaction that comes with knowing you’ve done
well. Bri loves you.
Donations to date:
Or, if you really want to be legitimate
about it, you can order a copy of Warning: May Contain Nuts
directly from the artist for $9.99 and then you will actually get
something out of the deal!
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Songs To Download, Listen To, And Then Delete |
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Since I’ve been recording for many years,
I have seven albums of material. This site has many clips and songs
available for download on the Music and Albums
pages, but here, for your convenience, is a good helping.
Full Length Songs
128 kbps,
44.1 kHz, Stereo
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©2003 Brian Michael
Weidemann