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The Catalog:
Here we present to you our entire line of musical goodness.  We’re constantly convinced we should sign more artists to our label, however the potential artists are having difficulty seeing the motivation that we know, deep down, they possess.  Perhaps they need to read our Mission Statement to see our intentions are geared toward improving lives, theirs, possibly, included.

World Bri’ed Records
We mean business to stockholders and, possibly, artists alike.
We Mean Business!

Contact:
For the promise to be ignored completely, e-mail us at ceo@worldbri.com and we will laugh at your optimistic naïveté with the alacrity we reserve for just such mindless entertainment as the bold expression of your unadulterated stupidity.

However, if you are an Artist with a talent for making people want to buy your music, please contact us this very moment!

Store:
View our entire line of merchandise, all available to you for the mere cost of giving us money in exchange for items you receive when you pay.  Then, you will be sent the stuff you bought, after we get the payment!  See, it’s so simple!
catalog # artist name title status
WBR#000006 Brian M. Weidemann Warning: May Contain Nuts available
WBR#000005 Brian M. Weidemann Hand Gestures & Sarcasm available
WBR#000004 Brian M. Weidemann Long Hair Phase out of print
WBR#000003 Brian M. Weidemann Proceed Without Caffeine N/A
WBR#000002 Brian M. Weidemann Therefore, One Can’t Conclude N/A
WBR#000001 Brian M. Weidemann Still Haven’t Walked rare
WBR#000422 The E-Monks Pretty Love Songs EP very rare
WBR#000421 The E-Monks Live at CSUSB University Village slightly rare
WBR#030006 Vitamann B Coma of Dreamy Sleepytime in progress
WBR#000007 Brian M. Weidemann Idiosyncratic Syntax in progress
WBR#010001 Brian M. Weidemann The Obligatory Sampler all gone
WBR#010002 Brian M. Weidemann Live: In Front of People you kidding?
WBR#010000 Brian M. Weidemann Cognitive Autostimulation Deluxe not much
WBR#000000 Brian M. Weidemann Cognitive Autostimulation quite rare
WBR#020001 Brian M. Weidemann The Instrumental Compilation nope
WBR#020002 Brian M. Weidemann The Intellectual Compilation nil
WBR#020003 Brian M. Weidemann The Infatuatory Compilation nada

We are quite proud of our current line of product.  Product is important to the World Bri’ed Records endeavor to please its constituent of loyal and patient executives and stockholders.  It is clearly in the benefit of Artists to be constrained to our label contract because, as contract-bound individuals, they form the essential core to our ability to earn the profits that all entities involved are entitled to.

MUG!!!It is for this reason that you (should you be an unsigned Artist trying to make it in the industry) should think, quickly and not too deeply, about joining our prestigious line-up of talented and upcoming, young, money-makers.  For further information, contact our talent coordinator at resistanceisfutile@worldbri.com and we’ll rush you the contract, making you an essential part of our business model in no time at all!  We promise … we won’t regret it.

SHIRT!!!Also, we encourage you, even if you aren’t a talented success-seaker, to become part of our team nonetheless, and without signing anything!  Please, buy an official Polo Shirt or Mug, both ceremoniously emblazoned with the successfully market-researched and demographically tested WBR logo.  You can show all those around you that you’re part of a winning team, if for no other reason than that you have us money.

©2004 Brian Michael Weidemann