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 The
finest* purveyor of top-notch, quality musical selections, World
Bri’ed Records is dedicated to existing in the highly competitive
field of signing artists to its ranks for the purpose of garnering profits
that, surely, somewhere, are earned by our top executives. We are a
great company and we are proud, gluttonous, and (in extreme circumstances)
wrathful; insofar as our image as a brand name is concerned.
*subject to verification, but we don’t have the resources at this time; nor, ever, do we plan to.
The W.B.R. Mission Statement: With the utmost of all good intentions and increasingly innovative tactics, we are to serve, firstly and foremostly, the utter well-being of those few most worthy of profit-sharing, without the use of illegal maneuvers, or otherwise governmentally “frowned-upon” “sleight-of-hand” “tricks,” at least to the best of knowledge of those who may have the power to alter our manner of business conduct or personnel involved. Stockholders–as well, possibly, if there’s time, our Artists themselves–are guaranteed the maximum of pleasure in their dealings with us, and We, as a Company, part of a Corporation, are to appear Blameless in all eventualities, should such ludicrous allegations be proposed on the behalf of anyone, anything, anyplace, etc., God Himself included. The World Bri’ed Records website is an important part of this complete breakfast. In this case, “breakfast” is a clever metaphor, obviously, for the ever-present World Bri’ed Ltd. web conglomerate, exhaustively known throughout its own domain as The World Bri'ed Web. For more information, you can research at your leisure. |
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