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Many important business-type
people have invested time, money, energy, and closet space toward our
future success and we wholeheartedly congratulate them for the brilliant
foresight they have displayed in their actions of ingenuity and
generosity. As a form of thanks, we here present those
individuals–and you, too, if you are not one of them–some stock tips
and other financial advice that will surely be beneficial for at least one
of the parties involved.
Now while it may seem a little overwhelming, rest assured that the requisite steps for following our tips is as simple as a routine bank deposit. First, click on the Donate button just below. Next, enter a dollar amount into the window. Be advised that this amount is directly proportional to the desire you have to see our company succeed in its goal of being financially secure and prosperous. If you don’t currently possess a PayPal account, the lovely people over there have prepared the necessary pages for walking you through the rest of the process. But, basically, that’s about it! Our stock is sure to go up, thanks to you! Before you click, we must, for legal purposes, remind you that you are not purchasing any material goods, expecting any follow-up, nor are you to anticipate further information in the mail. Basically, we’re taking your money, which you have so kindly chosen to donate to us, and storing it in a secure location (namely: our bank account) for an undisclosed duration, and for a currently non-allocated purpose. You will not get it back. |
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